Thoughts on books, often interpreted through the high-brow prism of cartoon (read: Archer) references. Wait! I had something for this...
Maybe I should start listening more closely to the voices in my head:
"Ooh, a natural history of rabies audiobook for only $4.95...if I don't buy it that's kind of like losing money."
"Wait, didn't you cry during the preview for The Fox and the Hound? And weren't you catatonic for like a week after watching White Fang?"
"Look, a shiny quarter on the carpet!" *clicks buy, goes to investigate quarter*